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December 17, 2022

Ridiculous Opinions #177

And so we begin the season before Xmas…

I have spent the week sick. Want to know why?

Yes, dear readers, I have reached the stage in my life where I am playing Santa Claus. A couple of months ago, the parents at the PTA here at the school saw me getting pied in the face by students and they thought I would be a good sport to play Santa. Of course I said yes. You see, I need a new career when I’m older because I haven’t saved well for retirement. Now, I am able to play Santa.

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