My name is Randy. You might know me from such popular television shows as, “Failed Screenwriter Takes Names” and “Angry Teacher Loses His Cool”. The picture you see above is ME! It’s from Day 5 of the seven days that I recently spent in the hospital, clinging to life after suffering untold hardships and…

Actually, that’s only partially true. If you remember correctly, about two weeks ago, I had surgery to remove my gall bladder. All was well and good for about a week. But you know when your doctor tells you, “97% of people make it through the surgery just fine, but there’s a 3% chance that things could go wrong”?