Today, Randall P. Girdner gets asked the hard-hitting questions that keep us up at night. Stay tuned as we find out what makes Randall tick.

Ridiculous Opinions: Good morning, Randall. The first question we have is, why the early newsletter today?

Randall P. Girdner: Well, you know how you’re really tired and you go to bed…and you’re kind of in that delirium where you’re half-asleep and half-awake? Well, I was in that state when my wife came in and woke me up. My body felt like it had a great little nap, so I was awake.

RO: So, you’re saying that your wife is asleep right now and you’re awake?