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Dystopian anthology submissions call!
June 28, 2025
Seeking short stories for a dystopian anthology by, for, and about disabled and chronically ill people.
The Ification-ification of Everything
June 14, 2025
When everything is like everything else, is anything anything anymore?
Notting Hill: Romance & Defending Anna Scott
June 5, 2025
In which I defend Anna Scott, talk about autism, and appreciate the romance in Notting Hill.
The Fundamentals of Caring (2016) movie ironically doesn't care
May 3, 2025
An exposition on the film and how media both challenges and reinforces ideas of disability.
An Apolitical Booktok is a tool of the Patriarchy (among other things)
April 25, 2025
We are not empowered or made safe by silencing critical thoughts and "political" discussions, but by protecting our space and right to have and express them.
On Reading and Thinking (gasp)
April 5, 2025
In which I talk about the time I met a woman in a bookstore, and I make a bus into a metaphor.
Female Arousal, Patriarchy, & Fantasy Romance
December 10, 2024
In which I talk through my thoughts on the smelling & sensing of female "arousal" in Romantasy and Fantasy Romance
Thoughts on ‘Hot Frosty’, Disability, & The Carceral System
November 30, 2024
Part two of my thoughts on Netflix's latest "funny" Hallmark-esque Christmas movie in which a snowman comes to life. On disability, police violence, and the carceral system.
Thoughts on ‘Hot Frosty’ & Born Sexy Yesterday
November 20, 2024
Part 1: My thoughts on Netflix's latest Christmas movie, the Born Sexy Yesterday archetype, and romance.
Thoughts on Reading and Writing as Resistance
November 8, 2024
Some thoughts and feelings, and some reading recommendations.
in which I dissect "It was a dark and stormy night..."
July 25, 2024
It was a lengthy and honest substack; words fell in paragraphs—except at occasional intervals, when they were broken by a violent hitting of the 'enter' key.
You Probably Don’t Actually Think Disability Doesn’t Belong in Fantasy
July 12, 2024
Hello friends. Yes, I have had thoughts™ and yes, I have made a generalisation in the title of this substack, but both are probably for good reasons, I...
a needless retrospective of Alvin and The Chipmunks
June 1, 2024
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of guitar and keyboard, must be in want of a singing trio of chipmunks.
On Disability, Fantasy, and Belonging
April 27, 2024
The inability to imagine disabled characters outside of a cure or tragic narrative is a failure of imagination, understanding, and empathy.
Not Like Other Damsels: On Clever Heroines
March 27, 2024
Well sure she's clever, but has she ever considered joining a union?
Megamind: Critiquing Toxic Masculinity, Perpetuating Misogyny & Hegemonic Values
March 6, 2024
In which acceptance can be reheated in the microwave of evil.
Breaking The Spell: Why "It's Fantasy!" Isn't an Excuse
February 22, 2024
In which I say fantasy probably still needs to make sense and can be judged through real-world lenses and understandings.
Romantasy: Feminist, Or Patriarchy 2.0 Electric Boogaloo?
February 3, 2024
Are our favourite Romantasy novels feminist, or is it an old man in a mask?
Forgive Your Mum or Rot In a Hell Stone: Forgiveness Narratives & Self-compassion
January 19, 2024
The imposition, expectation, and false moralism of 'forgiveness', wrapped up in a Vampire Diaries rant.
The Paradox of Weird Barbie: Girlhood, Weirdness, and Agency
October 8, 2023
When everyone is weird... nobody will be.
Complicated Thoughts on the magic cure trope & precluding disabled narratives
September 16, 2023
My hot take? This trope is not inherently problematic, and the reductive labelling of it as 'problematic' leads to devaluing certain disabled stories.
Thoughts on Barbie (2023) and The Romance of Patriarchy
September 6, 2023
How is Barbie (2023) engaging with and subverting cultural constructions of gender and gendered expectations?
Romance Novel Euphemisms
September 1, 2023
A 'rod of joy'? In her 'lady cave'? It's more likely than you think!
Thoughts on the Forced Nickname Trope
August 26, 2023
Well hello, my little Filet Mignon. You don't like that? Too bad.
Hero’s Journey, Shmero’s Journey
August 21, 2023
“Why do you hate the Hero’s Journey?” nobody may be asking. But one thing about a hero is that he always delivers.
Puss In Boots: All Paths Lead to Heroism
August 5, 2023
What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say the words “Fairytale” and “hero”?
He Was a 500yo Boy, She Was Girl. Can I Make It Any More Obvious?
July 29, 2023
Yes you could and I need you to spell this out for me in great detail.
Megamind: Women Can Be Super Villains Too
July 22, 2023
An argumentative essay that will have you shaking in your “custom baby seal leather boots.” (Megamind, 2010, 15:29)
Fiction is 'That Deep' and I'm Going Swimming
July 15, 2023
Critical thinking, reviews, and a silly little thing called 'depth'.
The Ableist Narrative of Toxic Perseverance
July 8, 2023
Disability, Perseverance, Heroism, and GeekDis.
Building Wings of Wax: Hannah Kaner's Thoughts on Writing
July 7, 2023
A short interview with bestselling author of Godkiller, Hannah Kaner!
5 Ways Short Fiction Has Helped My Novel Writing
June 27, 2023
In which I think about short fiction, subtext, rejections, and The Grinch Who Stole Christmas (2000).
Thoughts on Writing with Author Amanda Niehaus
June 21, 2023
5 writing questions answered by the lovely Amanda Niehaus, author of The Breeding Season.
Casual Ableism and Inaccessibility in Worldbuilding
June 14, 2023
Thoughts™️ about casual ableism and inaccessibility in worldbuilding, and how it often flies under the radar.
On Short Fiction: With Author A.J. Van Belle
June 9, 2023
Author A.J. Van Belle answers 5 questions about their writing process.
Writing Critique: Being An A+ Critique Partner
June 3, 2023
Being an A+ writing critique partner, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve.
Writing Short Fiction: Interview with Adie Hart
May 29, 2023
Writer Adie Hart answers questions about writing short fiction, while I look snazzy and invisible in the background of the blog post.
Writing: Sexual Attraction Alone Does Not a Romance Make
May 20, 2023
How dare you lie to me.
15 Free Writing Prompts
May 16, 2023
If you need a little inspiration...
Immediate Lover-Coding in Enemies-to-Lovers Stories
May 15, 2023
When the Enemy is Too Hot to be a threat.
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