Season 2, Episode 20: Whose Face Is This, Anyway?; as Reviewed By xoJane Headlines
Headlines From the aforementioned Ladymag :Unpopular Opinion: I’m Getting Plastic Surgery Because I Don’t Want to Look Old and Horrible Like My Haggard Best...
Season 2, Episode 19: "Long Day's Journey Into Marinara"
So, really, what is wrong with Rose? Like, really wrong? Did she have a split in reality after Charlie died? Early onset of Alzheimer’s? Because, let’s face...
Season 2, Episode 18: "Forgive Me Father," As Reviewed By God
Well hello my people. How are you liking that long book I wrote? I’ve been dying to write a sequel but really, who has the time? I’ve been too busy saving...
Season 2, Episode 17, "Bedtime Story", as Reviewed By Upworthy Headlines
A heater breaks in a house in Miami where four elderly women live. Unable to fix it, they took matters in their own hands. You’ll never believe what...
Season 2, Episode 16: “And Then There Was One"
This week, the girls inhale some infectious gas and walk around talking to a wrapped blanket pretending it's a baby. And then the ghost of the host of Family...
Season 2, Episode 15: "Before and After," As Reviewed By Frank Underwood
You really learn a lot about someone when they’ve had a brush with death. If they get all weepy about the meaning of life, they are the selfish ones. They...
Golden Girls Season 2, Episode 14: "The Actor," As Reviewed By the Theatre Critic From The New York Times
From the archives, I present some classic recaps. Season 2, Episode 14: "The Actor," As Reviewed By the Theatre Critic From The New York Times A Woman's...
Season 2, Episode 13: "The Stan Who Came To Dinner"
When a sitcom lasts eight seasons, it’s damn near impossible to bat a winner in everyone episode. And that’s okay. If we love the characters, we’d watch them...
Picture It! Odds & Ends
Some links of interest... Artist Michael Dennison draws pictures of Bea Arthur every day. Visit his tumblr and Etsy shop.Here’s the Lego kitchen set you...
Season 2, Episode 12: "The Sisters", as Reviewed By Jane Austen
Sophia, this eldest daughter, whose advice was so effectual, possessed a strength of understanding, and coolness of judgment, which qualified her, though...
Season 2, Episode 11: "Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas", As Told By An Oral History From The Writers' Room
R. J. MCBOWLAN, HEAD WRITER: We wanted to do a Christmas episode that wasn’t like any others. We had thought about doing a “Christmas Carol” version with the...
Season 2, Episode 10, "Love, Rose"; As Reviewed By The Designer of Dorothy's Monstrous Teal Crushed-Velvet Tuxedo Dress
Some people live on this earth, contributing nothing, taking up resources, just existing. I am lucky that I have made my contribution to the world, and will...
Season 2, Episode 9: "Joust Between Friends," As Reviewed By Me As I Descend Into A Depression Spiral
I don’t know you guys. There’s a lost dog that Rose brings home, purely for the point of using this “bitch” pun.Rose also like to talk as this dog in this...
Season 2, Episode 8; "Vacation," As Reviewed By The Smoke Monster From 'Lost'
SELFIE! WHOOSH Chichicha-Chichicha-Chichicha-Chichicha-Chichicha- CRASH- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO----- Wait a minute- who are these ladies on my island? I thought...
Season 2, Episode 7: "Family Affair" as Reviewed By Jordan Belfort
This guy’s name is Michael Zbornak. The year he turned 29, he made 4900 dollars, which really pissed him off because it was three shy of a hundred dollars a...
Season 2, Episode 6, "Big Daddy's Little Lady", As Reviewed By Me
Let’s just get this out of the way, this episode was just filler based around a scene where they all since about Miami. It’s a catchy diddy, music by Rose...
Season 2, Episode 5: "Isn't It Romantic?", as Reviewed By a Football Coach At a School Assembly
Okay, settle down kids, this isn’t a chance for you to goof off during fourth period, we have some serious stuff to talk about. To get down with. To rap...
Season 2, Episode 4: "It’s a Miserable Life", as Reviewed By The Ghost of Frieda Claxton
Glad I’m in hell, my crappy life on earth was not much to remember. At least not the last part of it. Life up until 40 was pretty damn great. There’s not a...
Season 2, Episode 3: "Take Him, He's Mine", as Reviewed By a College Course Syllabus
Course: Modern Marriage in the Time of CapitalismClass objective: To explore the complicates sociological emotional, and institutional systems that surround...
Season 2, Episode 2; "Ladies of the Evening", as Reviewed By an Old-Timey Hooker
I tell you, some of these ladies are cut out for a life of glamour and intrigue like mine, others are just meant to live their ordinary lives bakin’ pies for...