Dear Morten,

I didn't attend today's meeting. My avatar did. MeetProxy™ 4.0 generated a photorealistic me, nodded appropriately, contributed "I agree" twice, and asked one clarifying question the algorithm deemed "engagement-optimal." Got a 91% Participation Score.

Lars sends his avatar to everything now—discovered it when both human-Lars and avatar-Lars showed up to the same meeting. The avatar had better ideas. Henrik's avatar is in six simultaneous meetings. Henrik is at the beach.

My manager wants a one-on-one to discuss "declining authentic presence metrics." I'm sending my avatar. It'll apologize better than I would.

The irony: meetings got longer because no one's actually there. We're all working while our digital ghosts discuss quarterly objectives.

Remember when presence meant showing up?

—Igor

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