You should have already grabbed your stickers, but in case they got lost in the haze, here is your permanent key to access the goods:

CLICK HERE TO OPEN THE SCHWAG BAG

Now with that out of the way... I’m Wally Crackodile.

You probably know me from the 80’s

The b-movies

The cocaine

The lawsuits

The decisions that seemed smart at the time…Crackodile 4 - In Space.

Well those days are over the world has moved on and so have I. Now I’m making kids tv! Smeezy told me it’s where the money is and after the lawyers fees trust me I need the money.

You know the type of show: giant purple mascots smiling way too hard, singing about sharing while the network executives count their merchandising millions.

This is not that. I’m teaching real life lessons that kids today can actually use. Usually involving how to avoid getting burned or being arrested but they are valuable.

This list exists because people keep asking what’s actually going on behind the locked doors of Butler Street Studios.

Here’s what you’ll get:

• Studio Updates: What we’re filming, why we’re filming it and who broke what.

• Merch Drops & Appearances: Smeezy insists we sell shirts to afford the electric bill.

• The “Kick-starter” Fund: Edwin says the network cut our budget, so we are going to have to crowdfund our own survival soon. I'll let you know when the hat gets passed around.

I’m not sending emails every day, you don’t have the time to read them and I definitely don’t have the energy to write them.

If you stick around, you’ll hear from me when there’s something worth saying.

If you leave, that’s fine. I’ve survived worse.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

— Wally Crackodile

Born in horror and raised on Saturday mornings.

Crackodile and Friends

Crackodile and Friends