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September 6, 2026

This Week on coldplaysucks — Aug 30 – Sep 6

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Thirty-seven posts in one week. I'm not bragging, I'm alarmed.

Thirty-seven tracks across two drops this week. House and drum and bass fought for dominance, dubstep crashed uninvited, and somebody dug up a Moby sample from 1999 and made it hit all over again. Big week.

Track of the Week

Everything But The Girl - Run A Red Light (Logistics Remix)

Tracey Thorn’s voice is unmistakable inside two bars, and handing another EBTG song to a dance producer is a small piece of poetry if you know the history — “Missing” got turned into a global smash by a house remix in the nineties, basically writing the whole playbook. Logistics, a Hospital Records lifer, wraps liquid drum and bass around that vocal without ever stepping on it. The sorrow stays intact. The drums just carry it somewhere new. Listen →

The New Drops

House (10 posts) — House ran the week by sheer volume. The one nobody saw coming was a live reworking of Moby’s “Natural Blues” where Jacob Lusk from Gabriels sings the Vera Hall sample in person — a loop from 1999 turned into a living, breathing thing. Don Diablo’s 2012-2014 nostalgia mix was dangerously effective. Oden & Fatzo keep getting better.

Drum and Bass (8 posts) — DnB ate close behind. BOP’s “Rumination” was the quiet stunner on the liquid side, while Pythius repossessed Modestep’s “Bugatti” for neurofunk and REAPER & DON DARKOE made a track that sounds like a panic attack set to 174 BPM.

Dubstep (6 posts) — Seven Lions and Kill The Noise made the collab you’d hope for and didn’t overthink it. Flava D stitched garage swing onto a dubstep low end and called it “Revival,” which it earned. Kompany & LAYZ named a track “Hit Marker” and delivered with the subtlety of a killstreak.

Big Room / Dance (6 posts) — Festival energy from 2ACES, HEDEGAARD, and the Spinnin’ pipeline. Chase Maverix flipped “Bette Davis Eyes” into a main-stage track and I’m still not convinced it landed.

Future Bass / Melodic (5 posts) — Last Sun earned a MrSuicideSheep spot. No Mana’s synth lead sounds like a modem having a religious experience.

Trance (2 posts) — Eelke Kleijn made music for four in the morning. York’s “On The Beach” is still soundtracking sunburns after twenty-six years.

Also Banged This Week

  • BOP - Rumination — the one I kept going back to, and it isn’t close. Listen →
  • Moby, Jacob Lusk, BLOND:ISH - Natural Blues (TECIE) (Live) — didn’t expect a 1999 track to be the thing that got me this week. Listen →
  • Flava D, Casey Club & DRIIA - Revival — garage swing on a dubstep chassis. Refilled a barbecue. Listen →
  • Klangkarussell & Tailor - Drifter — melancholy dressed as a dancefloor track. Stopped me in a cafe doorway. Listen →
  • Rudimental - Send Shots — the most fun Rudimental have sounded in years. Listen →

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