who said it: lady gaga or tom wambsgans?
No preamble. Below are 25 phrases — either lyrics to Lady Gaga songs, or quotes from Succession’s own Princess Diana. Can you guess which are which?
#1: “Our lovers’ quarrel hurts more than I say.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#2: “I will not let go of what is mine.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#3: “We fell in love, but not in court.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#4: “The color palette you choose can profit you.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#5: “Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse, and can you go a little faster?”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#6: “I don’t know if I have the vim for the full dirty.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#7: “I try to sell myself, but I am really laughing.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#8: “It’s bad. It’s very, very bad. AH- AAAAGH!”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#9: “But then you print some shit that makes me want to scream.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#10: “I don’t speak German, but I can if you like.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#11: “Did you bitch me out, pig man?”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#12: “You’re just a pig inside a human body.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#13: “Wife, wife, wife, wife, wife.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#14: “He should be colored red like a dangerous lizard.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#15: “Look at us - all the cool and beautiful people in one spot.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#16: “I’m not some beast.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#17: “Lovers’ kites are flown on beaches for public sight.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#18: “It’s complicated and stupid.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#19: “You will be okay because you are a tough fuckin’ bitch.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#20: “I own the world. We own the world.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#21: “Would you kiss me if I asked?”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#22: “I feel like I’m in a prison hell.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#23: “I’m a soldier to my own emptiness.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#24: “Who was it that pulled the trigger? Was it you or I?”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#25: “I can barely stand, but I’ve had enough.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
Answer Key:
#1: “Our lovers’ quarrel hurts more than I say.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#2: “I will not let go of what is mine.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#3: “We fell in love, but not in court.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#4: “The color palette you choose can profit you.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#5: “Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse, and can you go a little faster?”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#6: “I don’t know if I have the vim for the full dirty.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#7: “I try to sell myself, but I am really laughing.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#8: “It’s bad. It’s very, very bad. AH- AAAAGH!”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#9: “But then you print some shit that makes me want to scream.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#10: “I don’t speak German, but I can if you like.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#11: “Did you bitch me out, pig man?”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#12: “You’re just a pig inside a human body.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#13: “Wife, wife, wife, wife, wife.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#14: “He should be colored red like a dangerous lizard.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#15: “Look at us - all the cool and beautiful people in one spot.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#16: “I’m not some beast.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#17: “Lovers’ kites are flown on beaches for public sight.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#18: “It’s complicated and stupid.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#19: “You will be okay because you are a tough fuckin’ bitch.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#20: “I own the world. We own the world.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#21: “Would you kiss me if I asked?”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#22: “I feel like I’m in a prison hell.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#23: “I’m a soldier to my own emptiness.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#24: “Who was it that pulled the trigger? Was it you or I?”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
#25: “I can barely stand, but I’ve had enough.”
a) Gaga
b) Wambsgans
This piece was written during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently striking, the media included in this quiz would not exist.