May 9, 2023

public service announcement: PANTS

I spent the weekend in the Chicago area, and my top priority was seeing THE PANTS. Oh sure, there are other fun things you can do — get hissed at by geese, see pricesless works of art, eat pancreas — but I was in it for THE PANTS.

My options before leaving the city yesterday were Sears Willis Tower Skydeck or PANTS.

And like, obviously I chose PANTS, even though the weather was ass so half of my pictures of the PANTS have rain streaks in them.

I don’t know why everyone hypes up The Bean when THE PANTS are like, a block away and far less crowded.

As you can see I wore shorts to THE PANTS, like a fool.

Like an IDIOT.

In conclusion, PANTS.

PANTS.