lol you are trapped in this haunted house with me
HI! My name is Ashton, and this is CONTENT. I have a lot of weird garbage in my brain that some of my friends are erroneously convinced is fun to read, so I have elected to start putting some of it here instead of in… a landfill? The unholy abyss of my notes app? Same thing.
Regarding the subject of this garbage, I don’t want to promise any kind of consistency, but you can reasonably expect thoughts (positive, negative, often both) on media that has probably long ceased to be topical; or just original things I think of, and decide are worth launching in the general direction of your email inbox. You can pay for it, or you can not pay for it. Should you feel compelled to part with $5 per month, (or $50 per year) you will get monthly exclusive posts! You might even get to request the topic! Here, I’m gonna incentivize you by running the haunted house metaphor into the ground. Paid subscribers get access to a secret wing. Maybe I’ll even let you help me decorate it.
ANYWAY! I appreciate your engagement. That’s the post!