Assorted nonsense until I get my head together
Or spring arrives. Whichever comes first.
Let's talk about bad jobs
Oh, I’ve had some. Here are my worst.Bank tellerMy mom and sister convinced me to get a job as a bank teller the summer between freshman and sophomore year...
Serenity now!
I just realized that's a thing from Seinfeld. Whatever, I'm keeping it.
We’re (still) gonna get through this
It's time for even more treats. All the treats, in fact.
We're gonna get through this
With distractions and treats!
Izzy the Cat, 2005-2024
Furious and messy to the very end.
What a time to be alive!
Everything's going to be OK! Exclamation points!!!!
The path to wellness, if not greatness
You can't have both, apparently (if you're me)
Eye stuff
In which I am rendered gross.
Wheeze, gasp
Hi
It’s not your imagination, it’s been a while
It's me, your ol' pal Alice, acting like no time has passed.
Goodbye and hello at (practically) the same time
Let's talk about dogs, for a change.
Ripped from the archives: It's kamikaze bee season
Hello friends! Here’s a favorite from a couple of years ago. I’m sending out my love to everyone who’s sad and frightened and traumatized right now. More...
Jump around
Jump up, jump up, and get down
I am not a test pilot
In case you were wondering.
Psst, invite your friends to read The Fainting Couch
Ooh and you get lil' bonuses, too. You like bonuses.
I went to the ER and all I got for you was this newsletter post.
Buckle up, this is a long one.
Ripped from the archives: Hot town, chicken in the city
Back of my neck getting birdy and gritty.
Introducing The Fainting Couch. Plus, another favorite ripped from the archives.
because "Just Keep Writing" wasn't cutting it.
Ripped from behind the paywall, it's: "Are we doing this?"
Oh yes. Yes we are.