Hello Dear Friends

How are you DOING? I am doing well. Been playing some Crokinole with DJ BBGun and watching Top Gear in preparation for August. ANYWAY, we have some short news and DEALS for you!

If you are having a hankering for seeing yr favourites from Airhorn performing comedy, you are in luck: we are doing it all the time and right now there is a festival on just for the comedy! Well it is about comedy and mayonnaise. You see a show, you get some mayonnaise, you get some laughs and you get some exciting ways to spruce up a sandwich or a salad!

Zach and Lesa Bought a Gun

Tomorrow night, Lesa and I are premiering Lesa And Zach Bought A Gun. We have made a mistake, of sorts, with us being known as "The Airhorn producers" and Airhorn has an earned reputation of being gonzo and giving exactly what we say on the poster. So a lot of folks have been coming up to me saying, 'So excited to see the gun. Looking forward to what you do with the gun.' THAT IS NOT GOOD! There's really only one thing you can do with a gun and it is NOT GOOD. I am telling it to you straight: we just wanted a strong title and maybe picked one too strong. We don't actually want to bring our gun on stage. It is bought and locked in a safe. Instead, we are going to give you an hour of incredible stand up, with no threat of violence at any moment. You can relax at this show!

And you can buy tickets now with a special AIRHORN NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBER ONLY DISCOUNT!!! Buy Tickets here and use the promo code "THEREISNOGUN20" and get 20% off the ticket! Or, if you are coming on Wednesday or Thursday, use the promo code "GUN241" and get 50% off the tickets! wowza!

MORE SHOWS FROM AIRHORN & FRIENDS

Also debuting this week is Lily Catastrophe's debut standup hour Little Sister. You've seen her be funny across Airhorn shows and across formats, she's one of the best and wittiest performers around, and I'm stoked to see this debut! I can't, cos it's the same time as our show, but you can!! And then we can meet up for drinks and you can tell me about it and I will be so jealous! Buy Tickets NOW!

As well, this week brings the debut of past special guest Keegan's and potential special guest Aaron's duo show, 'Hey Miss!! These two have fantastic chemistry and a wholesome screwball chaos that Airhorn fans gonna love. Keegan is an artist of nostalgia, and this show's focus on high school in 2010 is going have him painting with all his best colours. It's gonna be a treat and you should go to this too! BUY TICKETS NOW!

There's really too much to mention, and my bus is almost here! Joana Joy is bringing an incredible new game show So You Think You Can Interpretive Dance full of her bright and infections spirit and a rotating panel of incredible comedians that's going to be a surefire hit. AND, Laser Kiwi are bringing their surreal circus home and I know it's going to become a new classic delight. BUY TICKETS NOW!!

Those are the Airhorn appearances that I remember from the fest this week! We'll keep you updated on other special occurrences as the fest continues. Keep doing what you're doing and keep your eyes to the sky! (trying out new goodbyes)

Goodbye,
ZACH!
(dictated but not read)