Brilliant! Gearhorn is Tonight!
MY FRIENDS HELLO!
This is a truly short letter for you. It is show day! I am brimming with comedic excitement and that has manifested itself as a fierce tension headache. So much to do! so much to show you! So let's get straight to the DEETS.
SHOW TONIGHT
LOCATION: Newtown Community Centre
DOORS OPEN: 7:30pm
SHOWTIME: 8pm
We will have DRINKS(beer and wine) and food(sausage rolls and chips and gravy). So show up a little early if you want any of that!
The show is Top Gear themed. Prior knowledge of Top Gear is not required to enjoy it. However, you can do what we did to prepare for the show, which is to only watch Top Gear for the last three months until you know no other form of art or tv. I am not sure if I recommend this!
I think that's it! Toldja it's short! See you tonight!
doo doo da dooo da doo doo doo da doo doo! (that's the top gear theme!)