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Vast and Oceanic: A Disco Elysium Journal
March 1, 2026
Part Three: One Day I Will Return to Your Side

What I Read: Selections
January 23, 2026
October, November, December

What Could Go Wrong?
November 15, 2025
Part the Fifth.

What I Read: Selections from the Year So Far
August 10, 2025
Part Two: April, May, June

Monologue: Uglúk
July 5, 2025
In my defense, nobody said there were four of them. Alive and as captured, was all he said; no spoiling. And then he gestured me out, and I don’t mind...

Substantial
Substantial
October 17, 2024
The worst thing that can happen to a woman is a wrinkle.The worst thing that can happen to a woman is a roll at her waist, a softening chin, a pendulating...

Dislikes
September 6, 2024
An incomplete list

Torpor
August 30, 2024
There is a particular species of land snail, Eremina desertorum. I learned of its existence while scrolling through Instagram—my light-tipped arms have...

A first dispatch from the bottom of the sea
July 26, 2024
You may be wondering why, as a creature of the under-undersea, I have decided to start writing a newsletter. What news can there possibly be—or, what news...

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