F@¢&!%g Christmas Raccoons
Okay, this one’s running a little late. I had this week’s schedule all worked out with the newsletter and book edits and seeing my parents and then......
Life in the Aftermath
Well, in so many ways this is not the November newsletter I originally thought about writing. I’m guessing a lot of you, like me, are sort of in post-...
Spookiness is here. Maybe...
October. Finally. On one hand, I feel like that scene in every tentpole movie when the villain rolls their shoulders as their newfound/ regained power...
Crossover Point
This whole summer has flown by for me. I know a lot of it has been dealing with sick cats and a sick partner and a sick, well, me. But still... how the hell...
Not much of a summer vacation...
Okay, I’m warning you right up front, this is going to be kind of an ehhhhhh newsletter. More personal stuff than cool in-depth updates. Why you ask? Well,...
Midsummer News
So, hey... the past week’s been pretty brutal on a personal level (and, well, a national level, too, really), but I do have some cool news to share with you....
The kind-of-late June Newsletter
Okay, sorry this is running a bit late. A bunch of things happening. Which I’ll get to in just a bit. But first, as usual, some random musings... Some of you...
May Ramblings
Sorry this is running a bit late. A bunch of things happening. Which I’ll get to in just a bit. But first... a ramble. A while back I made a Bluesky post...
Space Collapses In On Itself
I’m hardly the first person to say this... (brave start, eh? now I’m sure you’re eager to read more...) ...but social media’s become a pretty rough place....
Spring is in the Air
Oh, hey there. Thanks for opening this email from a relative stranger. So, let me start right off by saying past-me made some mistakes. You may remember in...
So Many Things
Hope all of you had a wonderful Valentine’s Day, whether you spent it with someone you loved or blissfully alone. Even if you spent it wearing all black and...
The Future Is Now
Welcome to 2024! The future! The far future, as I always imagined it! Not sure exactly why but I find myself randomly thinking back to a Superfriends cartoon...
One Last Newsletter for 2023
Hello again, and happy holidays to you all. Or just happy end of the year, if you prefer. I don’t know about you but I’m very ready for 2023 to be over....
Barely Pre-Holiday Updates
Okay, I’ve got a bunch of different things to tell you about this month, so this one’s going to be a bit longer than usual. Might be the longest one I’ve...
You Were Warned This Might Happen
Okay, yes, I told you this newsletter would only be monthly because I don’t want to clutter your inboxes. But I believe I also told you I may toss in an...
You’re Still Here?
Hey,So, a bunch of you are getting this, but it really only applies to the almost-three dozen of you who signed up for the newsletter here on Substack over...
Spooky Season is Upon Us
October‘s flown by so far. A friend of mine called it the ninja month and... yeah. Anyway, let’s get to the stuff you want to know... Since we last spoke, my...
Grand Re-Opening
(or, The More Things Change...) Hey look! We’re back from vacation! And using a new newsletter service! You can barely tell, can you? There’ll probably be a...
Lazy Days of Summer
Hey, folks. Hope this newsletter finds you happy and relatively safe from the heat/ storms of summer.So, where are things at? Well. my agent’s been swamped...
Con Less
We’re halfway through the year. That’s just amazing to me. Then again, the past decade has pretty much destroyed my internal clock and I have no sense of...
And For My NEXT Trick...
And here we are, halfway through the month again. I know it sounds a bit odd, but even just doing this once a month I’m a little worried some of you are...
Life Throws a Curveball
Wow. Are we halfway through the month again? That didn’t feel like it took long. Well, okay, the last one was kind of late, wasn’t it? Anyway... let’s get to...
Full Steam Ahead
Oh, hey, there. has it been a month already?Wait, there’s even more of you? How did that happen? No, no, never mind. We’ll make it work somehow. Let’s just...
Updates on Stuff
Hey, everyone. Good to see you here. Thanks, as always, for opening this newsletter and feigning interest in the things I do. Speaking of which... let’s dive...
Wait, Did I Miss One?
Well, here we are, the February newsletter. Although I’m sure it’s going to be tough to top the brilliance of the January newsletter. You all got that one...
Newsletter of Christmas Present
Oh, hey there. Still figuring out the whole newsletter thing. Welcome to our... did we ever figure out what to call these? Issues? Volumes? I’m just going to...
If You’re Reading This, I’m Already Dead
Now that I have your undivided attention...Hello, there. Welcome to the first issue of the newsletter. Issue? First post? First mailing? I don’t know. For...
All-New #0 Secret Origin Issue!!!
I should’ve known someday you’d track me down…Look, if you’re seeing this it means you’re one of the very, very first people to subscribe to this...
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