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Good News and Bad News
November 11, 2025
Hey, everyone. I know, I know. Another newsletter?!? What the freakin’ hell?!? You were promised no spam, and here I am almost sending out one week for the...
Update to the Book Tour Update: The Return!
October 30, 2025
Hey, again, folks, Wow, for a guy who brags about not cluttering your inbox with his newsletter, sure seems like a loooooooot of newsletters are going out...
Book Tour Update-- PORTLAND
October 29, 2025
Hey, folks, Sorry for cluttering up your inbox just two weeks after the last newsletter, but there’s some stuff I wanted to get out to you as quickly as...
A Liminal Month
October 16, 2025
Oh, hey there... The past month has been kind of weird for me. It’s just felt like everything’s have been on hold while I’m waiting to hear about this or...
A Little of Both
September 17, 2025
Sooooooo much stuff to talk about. Some good, some bad. Yeah, sorry. It’s not all going to be good all the time. But first... a random thought. No, you know...
So Much on This Plate
August 16, 2025
Well, I finally remembered to nudge everyone to sign up for the newsletter early, so of course this is the month things got away from me and the newsletter’s...
As Promised/ Threatened...
July 21, 2025
Hey, there. Time for one of the rare “more than once a month” newsletters. I made up that graphic for my SDCC schedule. When did this become a thing? No...
Some Projections
July 16, 2025
Okay, I remember having a really clever idea that I could use to start this newsletter off with, but I didn’t write it down. Not like I don’t ramble on...
A Quick June Follow Up
June 18, 2025
Hey, everybody. Quick clarification, because I had a surprising number of responses to the newsletter this morning… I’m not doing the pre-order bonus thing...
They’ll Change Everything!
June 18, 2025
Sorry this is a bit late. Can’t imagine what’s going on that would have everyone feeling overwhelmed. Or exhausted. Or scared. Or filled with an overwhelming...
Bonus Newsletter with Cool Reveal
May 21, 2025
Hey everyone!Okay, I know the newsletter’s only supposed to be monthly and you just got one last week BUT if you check the fine print I also told you I might...
The House of Plagues
May 16, 2025
Well, the past few weeks have been... days. Absolutely. Me word real good. I don’t have as much for you this month. For a few reasons. The big one is we sort...
Tax Day
April 16, 2025
Well, for those of you in the United States, today’s tax day (depending on when you read this). Also guessing half of you did them weeks ago and the other...
Lousy Smarch Weather
March 15, 2025
Oh, hey! There you are. We’ve been having a few long, wet weeks here in southern California. The kind where the rain sucks all the heat out of the air and...
Completion
February 14, 2025
A little early this month. For reasons. Which I will explain. Eventually. You’re probably reading this the day before Valentine’s Day, a holiday that can get...
A Quick Announcement...
February 6, 2025
Hey! It’s time for another one of those bonus emails!Just wanted to let you all know that God’s Junk Drawer is now officially up for preorder... well, most...
The Year of Jaegers
January 18, 2025
Well, here we are in the far flung sci-fi future year of 2025. The year of Pacific Rim. No, seriously. If you go off all the dates in the film, the main...
F@¢&!%g Christmas Raccoons
December 20, 2024
Okay, this one’s running a little late. I had this week’s schedule all worked out with the newsletter and book edits and seeing my parents and then......
Life in the Aftermath
November 16, 2024
Well, in so many ways this is not the November newsletter I originally thought about writing. I’m guessing a lot of you, like me, are sort of in post-...
Spookiness is here. Maybe...
October 18, 2024
October. Finally. On one hand, I feel like that scene in every tentpole movie when the villain rolls their shoulders as their newfound/ regained power...
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