Strategent recently implemented Multi Plane Planning (MPP), a way to get more work done in less conventional time, and with that, opened a portal to the beta dimension. Since then, no one has seen Darlington, the speech engineer. We know Darlington’s OK (we saw him last newsletter) but his team doesn’t know that, of course.

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