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March 18, 2026

Quarterly planning & paradigms for success

A surprise All Hands meeting

The leadership team at Strategent was having so much trouble prioritizing work for Q2 that they decided to take the drastic step of opening a portal to another dimension, where additional work can be completed. Late stage capitalism, amirite?

Dogboss holds an All Hands to announce the multi-plane planning paradigm and Nebula, implementation specialist, uses her magic to open a portal.
Darlington, no!

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