Sour Cherries (With a Pancake Recipe)
Hi Besties!! I started a newsletter Wednesday while serving jury duty*, but it’s not ready, and I am thinking a lot about cherries. I started this newsletter...
Don't Tell Ryan Murphy About Marguerite de la Roche!!
Hi Bestie!! I’m going to yell about something dark!! Death—including child death—follows! One of my favorite things to do is read about small, remote islands...
Fuuuuuck Tiger Woods
Hi Bestie!! Only one subscriber (is that gauche?) has met my mom, but you’ve met me, so I think you can understand the tone implied in the email she sent her...
Sue's Lips
Hi Bestie!! It's been too long. It's so nice to see you again. I'm going to try to rub out a quick one (your mom liked it)* while my other unhinged ramblings...
URBAN FAUNA: The Prospect Park Alligator
Warning: This newsletter contains unrestrained rambling and also photographs and cinematic renderings of very large reptiles. Hi Bestie!! I am back from a...
Bummers All-Around
I spent several hours sighing this morning—and I mean 2 a.m., it was still last night to me—thinking, “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my GOD” while I did my taxes....
Shark Saturday (Part 1)
My neighbor and I were on a failed mission to get my nephew a Christmas present (I went drunk shopping at Five Below and it all worked out!) and wandered...
Hi Bestie!
Hi! I’m giving you an enthusiastic wave, can you see it? When I was a little girl, my dad either left for work at dawn or in the afternoon (…which is how I...
