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Better Know Your Katherine
November 15, 2025
Hi Bestie!! My birthday is this month ("When? I'll never tell!"), and in my my final efforts to like my birthday, I sent out boxes to a couple of friends,...
Cookie Bobby Bangers (and Ballads)
November 4, 2025
Hi Bestie!! The current state of the world (as always, since before TLTO started) is a lot, so it's time for some intense navel gazing. I'm trying to like my...
THE BREAD PART OF BREAD AND ROSES
October 25, 2025
The doctor put her hands over my liver/She told me my resentment's getting smaller… Hi Bestie!! I am on week two feeling absolutely furious. During some...
Things I Learned in June
October 4, 2025
Hi Bestie!! I started this newsletter in June (I had a joke about Gemini season), and things seemed pretty bad then, and they're not much better now. All day...
Boppin' with the Gals
September 13, 2025
Hi Bestie!! In June, I started a dribs and drabs post, and a long explanation about Dave Parker ended up long enough for a newsletter of its own. (He's also...
Irregardless, The Daffodils Bloom 🌼
May 31, 2025
Hi Bestie!! Sending last week's month's newsletter was well-timed, but not planned to coincide with a mass protest. Thank you to everyone who showed up (in...
SELF CARE PART 3 BB
April 5, 2025
Hi Bestie!! Are you holding up OK? It's the second-most wonderful time of the year when both the Baltimore Orioles and Washington Capitals are playing...
Your TLTO 2024 In Review
January 1, 2025
Hi Bestie!! All year I planned a post rounding up the best things I bought, read, and ate, but I spent most of December with walking pneumonia so we're not...
We're Off to the Hot Dog Races
December 19, 2024
There is so much incidental baseball history in this one! 4,000+ words of it. Hi Bestie!! I don't want to see a real hot dog ever again — do not send me...
Let's Talk About Birth Control
November 19, 2024
*Hold on to this email so you can reference it in the future*.*Plus a recipe for pancakes*. NB: Too Loud & Too Old is pro-abortion and pro-birth control. If...
How to Take Care of Yourself (Part 2)
November 8, 2024
I started this Wednesday morning. Hi Bestie!! I know everything sucks really hard right now. Here is some advice from my very good friend and former boss:...
How to take care of yourself
November 4, 2024
LOLOLOLOLOL JUST KIDDING LIKE I WOULD KNOW! When I started therapy in 2021 my therapist gently gave me a hard time for not knowing how to participate in...
Polly Bemis, Woman of the West
October 12, 2024
Still not hot dogs! Hi Bestie!! I have a fascination with women of the Old West. Not women on horses with guns, though these women did ride horses and most...
The Brief History of Ketchup
October 5, 2024
A nice prequel to my hot dog article if I ever finish it! Hi Bestie!! Have you ever been asked a question and been so certain you knew the answer that you...
The TLTO Guide fo Disaster Preparedness
September 2, 2024
I Don't Care If You Hate It! (I don't expect you to memorize this or check it in a disaster, but sometimes in times of stress we remember a kernel of...
Fruit Pajamas
August 8, 2024
Don't leave, I have a bushel of fruit puns! Hi Bestie!! The item of the summer (a made-up concept!) is a pair of fruit pajamas. You need them for lounging....
I Hope There Are Thermophilic Spiders on Venus!
July 20, 2024
If you're afraid of spiders, you can skip this one! (No pictures!) Hi Bestie!! I have drafts in the pipeline but write to you having enjoyed Premium Couch...
I love to walk but AT WALK COST
June 15, 2024
Don't worry, everything's fine! The East Side, when I really, really hated the route. Hi Bestie!! I love walking. You know that. Let's talk about Big Walks....
The TLTO Summer Reading Challenge
June 4, 2024
Katherine Makes You Read Her Favorite Books This Summer Hi Bestie!! No preamble necessary: it’s summer, and several mental rambles have led to creating the...
I'm Your Homesteading Honeygirl
May 4, 2024
Hi Bestie!! I'm only teasing myself; I'm no homesteader. (I have read every Little House on the Prairie book.) I'm a decent gardener. I think that's a hobby...
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