By the Skin of Our Teeth
Thank you to everyone who contributed to the Kickstarter for my third book, Ephemera. We just squeaked in at the last minute thanks to two very specific...
Heading into the End of the Year
Hello, everyone! We’re rapidly approaching the end of the year here and I will probably have at least one more update before 2025 but I wanted to at least...
I'm Alive! Computer Less So
Hey, everyone, just sending out a quick email update to let you know everything that’s been going on. Biggest thing is that my laptop is becoming less and...
Save the Date(s)! (Also there's a kitty!)
Hello, friends, just a semi-regular reminder of all the things which are coming up in the Kalpar world, the next few months are going to be busy for sure. I...
I'm Still Here!
Hey, everybody! I know it’s been a couple weeks. I haven’t had much news to report so you I figured it wasn’t necessary for me to flood your inbox with more...
We Have a Discord!
Hello, everyone, not much news this week so things will probably slow down for a bit. However the main news is we now have a discord! If you’re into discord...
I'm in Danger
So yesterday I saw that the local Weavers Guild was having a sale and, knowing that my spouse loves textile arts, I encouraged her to go and check it out....
Failure and Moving Forward
Today’s newsletter is sadly not a happy one, but it is also not the end of things either. As you’re probably already aware, we did not meet the funding goal...
Farm Report and Final Days
Hey, everyone. So I have been diving deep into Stardew Valley again and actually managed to get my computer to finally update so hopefully there won’t be any...
Flash Sale!
Hello, everyone, this week has been a disaster of my computer not cooperating/when it is working me just playing Stardew Valley. You’ll notice this email is...
I Lost the Farm!
As long-time readers of my newsletter probably know, I have a computer that requires updates about once a month which makes my computer slooooooow...
It's Launch Day!
Hello, friends, it’s been a very busy season for Kalpar here on Serenity Farm. As you may recall, last spring I quit my job at Joja corp and moved to Pelican...
Kickstarters and Events
We are officially one week away from the launch of my Kickstarter and the scammers are already in my inbox. If you follow my Facebook and see any weirder-...
It's Coming! It's Coming! It's Coming!
Washington! Washington! Twelve stories high, made of radiation! The present beware— Wait, no, sorry, wrong announcement. No, the most important news is that...
Merch Incoming and Other News
Hey, everybody, y’all ready for some Bundersnoot merch? So I didn’t want to spill the beans too soon, but I got stickers and enamel pins of Bundersnoot made....
How Dare You Speak to Me?
This morning I went to the gym and a complete stranger came up to me and tried to start talking about the progress he’d seen me making. Now, for those of you...
I'm Back From Louisville
Hello, friends, enemies, and people still under review! Earlier today I made the brief two-hour trip back from Louisville at River City Steampunk Expo. It...
Where the Heck Has Kalpar Been?
It took a whole episode of Fallout for this to update. Hello! Yes, it’s me! Kalpar! I have returned to you now! Where have I been? Well last weekend was...
I Hate Stairs
As I may have mentioned, Peabody and I recently bought a house which means we’re in the middle of moving. Benefits of the new house? Not a lot of stairs so...
Tell Me What You Want (What You Really Really Want)
Friends! Rivals! Various other individuals! Things are very busy over here in Kalpar Land. I have had a burst of inspiration and wrote somewhere above 2000...
Screaming Internally
Hey, everyone. It’s been a week. Phones are bad, I hate calling people on the phone, the telephone has been a mistake and we should abolish it. I’ve been...
I'm Moving! And Miscellaneous Things
It’s been a week of Peabody and I getting back into the regular rhythm of things since we’re safely home from Chicago. Of course we’re proceeding to entirely...
I Went to Chicago and I'm so Very Tired (Cover Reveal Inside!)
Hi, everyone! I'm back! Indiana is illegally large and there needs to be more high speed rail so I can get to Chicago more easily without spending so much...
Heading to Chicago!
Hey, everyone, I'm taking a quick break between packing and cleaning as Peabody and I get ready to head up to Chicago. We will be attending the Chicago...
The Furred Menace
Hello, everyone! I was traveling to see family today so your update is a little late. But the important thing is that you get your pet pictures! Rate My...
Cat Pictures and Shopping
Hi, everyone, it's been an eventful week for me. Yesterday we had my book launch party at the Cincy Book Rack and it was an incredible turnout for my first...
Party Invitation and Cat Pictures Inside
Hi, everybody, welcome to another weekly update from Kalpar. First the most important news. I'm Having a Party and You're Invited! As I said in a previous...
We Are Five Days From Launch!
Hey, friends! I'm here with what's been going on with Kalpar this week. And as the title suggested, we are a mere five days away from the official launch...
I'm having a party, and you're invited!
I'm having a book launch party! The staff of the Cincy Book Rack, one of our many wonderful independent bookstores here in Cincinnati, has agreed to host a...
Passwords Are Hard
Hey, everyone, sorry this is a week late. I didn't remember what password I used for this service because I have...so many darn passwords. It was a whole...
11 February 2024
Hello, everybody, it's Sunday so time for a quick update about what's happening in Kalpar world. This has been a slow week so there's not a whole lot to...
Kalpar Update 4 February 2024
Hello, everyone! I have realized that I start almost all my announcements with "Exciting news!" so instead here's some regular news with a dose of cute news...