We Have a Discord!
Hello, everyone, not much news this week so things will probably slow down for a bit. However the main news is we now have a discord! If you’re into discord...
I'm in Danger
So yesterday I saw that the local Weavers Guild was having a sale and, knowing that my spouse loves textile arts, I encouraged her to go and check it out....
Failure and Moving Forward
Today’s newsletter is sadly not a happy one, but it is also not the end of things either. As you’re probably already aware, we did not meet the funding goal...
Farm Report and Final Days
Hey, everyone. So I have been diving deep into Stardew Valley again and actually managed to get my computer to finally update so hopefully there won’t be any...
Flash Sale!
Hello, everyone, this week has been a disaster of my computer not cooperating/when it is working me just playing Stardew Valley. You’ll notice this email is...
I Lost the Farm!
As long-time readers of my newsletter probably know, I have a computer that requires updates about once a month which makes my computer slooooooow...
It's Launch Day!
Hello, friends, it’s been a very busy season for Kalpar here on Serenity Farm. As you may recall, last spring I quit my job at Joja corp and moved to Pelican...
Kickstarters and Events
We are officially one week away from the launch of my Kickstarter and the scammers are already in my inbox. If you follow my Facebook and see any weirder-...
It's Coming! It's Coming! It's Coming!
Washington! Washington! Twelve stories high, made of radiation! The present beware— Wait, no, sorry, wrong announcement. No, the most important news is that...
Merch Incoming and Other News
Hey, everybody, y’all ready for some Bundersnoot merch? So I didn’t want to spill the beans too soon, but I got stickers and enamel pins of Bundersnoot made....
How Dare You Speak to Me?
This morning I went to the gym and a complete stranger came up to me and tried to start talking about the progress he’d seen me making. Now, for those of you...
I'm Back From Louisville
Hello, friends, enemies, and people still under review! Earlier today I made the brief two-hour trip back from Louisville at River City Steampunk Expo. It...
Where the Heck Has Kalpar Been?
It took a whole episode of Fallout for this to update. Hello! Yes, it’s me! Kalpar! I have returned to you now! Where have I been? Well last weekend was...
I Hate Stairs
As I may have mentioned, Peabody and I recently bought a house which means we’re in the middle of moving. Benefits of the new house? Not a lot of stairs so...
Tell Me What You Want (What You Really Really Want)
Friends! Rivals! Various other individuals! Things are very busy over here in Kalpar Land. I have had a burst of inspiration and wrote somewhere above 2000...
Screaming Internally
Hey, everyone. It’s been a week. Phones are bad, I hate calling people on the phone, the telephone has been a mistake and we should abolish it. I’ve been...
I'm Moving! And Miscellaneous Things
It’s been a week of Peabody and I getting back into the regular rhythm of things since we’re safely home from Chicago. Of course we’re proceeding to entirely...
I Went to Chicago and I'm so Very Tired (Cover Reveal Inside!)
Hi, everyone! I'm back! Indiana is illegally large and there needs to be more high speed rail so I can get to Chicago more easily without spending so much...
Heading to Chicago!
Hey, everyone, I'm taking a quick break between packing and cleaning as Peabody and I get ready to head up to Chicago. We will be attending the Chicago...
The Furred Menace
Hello, everyone! I was traveling to see family today so your update is a little late. But the important thing is that you get your pet pictures! Rate My...
