IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 43: [Chester A Arthur Andersen, Cat President | mollis specialis puer]
Friends! Countryfolk! Bears of all shapes and sizes! What a long, lengthy, distant time it has been since last I appeared in these your inboxes. I apologize...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 42: [Back Bar | Reversusque vectes]
My goodness! It turns out that the blithe optimism with which I looked forward to a vax-girl summer in our previous issue — champagne flutes and meaningless...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 41: [Baloo | bhālū]
Friends! Strangers! Bears of all shapes and sizes! It has been a MINUTE, and for that, we naturally apologize. Nothing like a crippling, deadly international...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 40: [Kumamon | Ursus Iaponica mascot]
Friends! Bears! Brethren! It was recently brought to our attention that some of you signed up for this newsletter assuming it was a monthly or, dare you say...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 39: [Hibernation Nation | Gens hiberna latebra]
Friends! Romans! Country Bears! I am sure — or at least I certainly hope — that you are somewhere in your home or someplace similar, socially isolating...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 38: [Memphis Grizzles | Ursus arctos canistro pila]
Friends! Bears! Assorted accidental subscribers! Many much times have passed since last we greeted each other here, inside your inbox. Some of you (well,...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 37: [Wotjek | Nobilis Polonica Ursus]
Greetings, happy autumnal season and good day, dear readers! You may have noticed that it has been more than a full quarter year since last we met here in...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 36: [Black Bear Diner | Ursus casu]
Friends! Bears! Fans of charismatic megafauna everywhere! With every issue of this Very Important Publication (VIP, for short), we think we'll be more...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 35: [Bear Stearns | Ursus ruina]
Friends! Children! Associated members of the larger IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS community! We're back, and this time, not after so long a gap! What's the reason?...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 34: [Bear Market | Ursus foro]
'Where are the bears?', many of you have asked since the last issue of the most important IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS newsletter, about bears. 'Where are the bears?'...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 33: [Paddington Bear | paddington ursi]
A lot can happen in the scope of three months. Life changes. Seasons fall. Hotumns come and hotumns go. But the bears, friends, the bears never quit. We know...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 32: [Smokey The Bear | Smokey susurraverat Ursus]
It's possible, dear reader, you may recall a previous issue of this newsletter in which your IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS curator discussed new careers and new nearby...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 31: [Pizzly-Bear | Ursus maritimus arctos]
WOW. Just, wow. Friends, we're sorry. It's been one busy new year here in the IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS cave, what with elections and inaugurations and school...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 30: [Pedals The Bear | Ursus americanus pedālis]
Raise your paw if you can remember that sweet, sublime time during which this newsletter arrived in your inbox on a weekly basis. Heck, raise your paw if you...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 29: [Qinling panda | Ailuropoda melanoleuca qinlingensis]
Bears! Bear witness to the arrival of this email in your inbox. It's been more than a month since our last bandy about with the bears, which is downright sad...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 28: [Syrian Brown Bear| Ursus arctos syriacus]
Friends. Romaine Lettuces. Countrybears. Lend us your sympathies. It has been far, far, F A R too long since the last edition of these IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 27: [Ursus arctos pruinosus | Tibetan Blue Bear]
First things first (if you said "I'm the realest" after that intro, you should close this email and go wash out your mouth right away, thank you) -- things...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 26: [Short-faced bear | Arctodus Simus]
Spring has sprung, dear BEAR readers, but for real this time -- and we realized recently that it has been far too long since the last time we reported on the...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 25: [Spirit Bear | Ursus Americanus Kermodei]
Good morrow to you, dear BEAR NEWS junkies! The news this month in BEARS is IMPORTANT, as always, but it's also mostly good! The bears are waking up from...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 24: [Cinnamon Bear | Ursus Americanus Cinnamomum]
Friends! BEAR NEWS Consumers! Others Who Accidentally Ended Up On This Newsletter Thread By Mistake And Can't Figure Out Where You Are! It's Officially...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 23: [Woolly Bear | Pyrrharctia isabella]
We here in the IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS cave hate to toot our own horn, but we're proud say that, through your diligent engagement, subscription and excitement,...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 22: [Care bear | ursus diligentia]
You BEAR NEWS hounds are nothing if not opinionated, are you? Even though there is C L E A R public acceptance of last issue's BEAR subject liner, the...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 21: [Bernese Mountain Dog | Berner sennenhund]
Happy (Delayed) Presidents' Day, dear readers! (In a dream world, this note was going to go out sometime during the general American Federal holiday and fill...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 20: [Bush Bear | Perodicticus potto]
Sometimes, friends, the bears come in sleuths. Sometimes, they come in sloths. And occasionally -- and cutely -- they come in litters. But newsletters,...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 19: [Abominable Snowman | Nee-gued]
We don't want to go out on any weather-related proverbial limbs here, dear IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS consumers, but seeing as quite a few of you appear to live...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 18: [Moon bear | Selenarctos thibetanus]
Greetings from the other side of 2016! We here in the IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS cave hope this, the first email of the new year, finds you well. In tallying up the...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 17: [Teddy bear | theodore roosevelt]
Friends! While we recognize that not everyone out there celebrates Christmas, we DO recognize that it is generally Christmas time in the greater IMPORTANT...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 16: [Binturong | Arctictis binturong]
A long, long time ago in a bear cave not so far away, your resident IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS seeker told a friend and regular BEAR NEWS reader that this...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 15: [Koala bear | Phascolarctos cinereus]
Greetings, friends and bear-readers! If you're like most people in America today, you're probably travelling a great and vastly inconvenient distance in...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 14: [Big Dipper | Ursa major]
Greetings, friends. From here in the IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS cave, things might seem a little gloomy out there today. Perhaps the mid-autumn sun is setting too...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 13: [Winnie the Pooh | Winnie ille pu]
Just we think we can quit talking about you, Florida, here you go and PROBABLY ACCIDENTALLY KILL UP TO 28 INDIVIDUAL BEAR MOMS. That's not one bear mom,...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME TWELVE: [Florida Black Bear | Ursus americanus floridanus]
What did we tell you, Florida? What. Did. We. Tell. You. Can't remember? We'll make it quick: we think you're the worst. Well, not ALL of you in Florida....
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME ELEVEN: [Sloth bear | Melursus ursinus]
For starters, bear friends new and old, let's get a few things straight here -- the recent regular appearance of IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS in your inboxes as a...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME TEN: [Cave bear | Ursus spelaeus]
To our new subscribers (both voluntary and non): welcome! There's been a marked increase lately in the IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS bear sleuth (because yes, a group...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME NINE [Kodiak Bear | Ursus arctos middendorffi]
Well, well, well. Nothing like a hungry old bear in the Great Alaskan Wilderness to make all of our friends and fellow newsletter authors suddenly take an...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME EIGHT [Grizzly bear | Ursus arctos horribilis]
Feel that brisk, crsip seasonal air whipping around your ears, friends? That's autumn. As all in the greater bear community know, autumn is a time for...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME SEVEN [Yogi bear | Ursus yogi]
Leave it to those always-active bears to make any promise of more frequent ursine newsletters a true and honest reality. Since our last issue, so many bears...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME SIX [Giant panda | Ailuropoda melanoleuca]
Okay, fine. We lied. Last time 'round, we promised you more regular updates, but we bear-ly managed to upend the previous five-month gap record here with a...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME FIVE [Spectacled Bear | Tremarctos ornatus]
Friends! Romans! Country bears! It's been almost five months since the last issue of IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, and we know that many of you (cough cough KEVIN...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME FOUR [Sun Bear | Ursus, malayanus]
We realize at this point of IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS that we probably pushed the idea of winter a wee bit early last issue (we don't about your neck of the bear...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME THREE [Polar Bear | Ursus maritimus]
Friends! Romans! Countrybears! Welcome to winter. It's been more than a while [read: a monthish] since the last IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, and a lot of bear news...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME TWO [Black Bear | Ursus Americanus]
Here at the IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS headcave, it appears there are at least a third more of you now than there were for volume one. We're not sure how to feel...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME ONE [Brown Bear | Ursus Actos]
Hello, and welcome to IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, collection of news items by, on and about everyone's favorite charismatic mega-fauna, the bear. Many of you have...