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IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 23: [Woolly Bear | Pyrrharctia isabella]
March 6, 2016
We here in the IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS cave hate to toot our own horn, but we're proud say that, through your diligent engagement, subscription and excitement,...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 22: [Care bear | ursus diligentia]
February 23, 2016
You BEAR NEWS hounds are nothing if not opinionated, are you? Even though there is C L E A R public acceptance of last issue's BEAR subject liner, the...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 21: [Bernese Mountain Dog | Berner sennenhund]
February 15, 2016
Happy (Delayed) Presidents' Day, dear readers! (In a dream world, this note was going to go out sometime during the general American Federal holiday and fill...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 20: [Bush Bear | Perodicticus potto]
February 3, 2016
Sometimes, friends, the bears come in sleuths. Sometimes, they come in sloths. And occasionally -- and cutely -- they come in litters. But newsletters,...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 19: [Abominable Snowman | Nee-gued]
January 20, 2016
We don't want to go out on any weather-related proverbial limbs here, dear IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS consumers, but seeing as quite a few of you appear to live...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 18: [Moon bear | Selenarctos thibetanus]
January 11, 2016
Greetings from the other side of 2016! We here in the IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS cave hope this, the first email of the new year, finds you well. In tallying up the...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 17: [Teddy bear | theodore roosevelt]
December 16, 2015
Friends! While we recognize that not everyone out there celebrates Christmas, we DO recognize that it is generally Christmas time in the greater IMPORTANT...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 16: [Binturong | Arctictis binturong]
December 2, 2015
A long, long time ago in a bear cave not so far away, your resident IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS seeker told a friend and regular BEAR NEWS reader that this...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 15: [Koala bear | Phascolarctos cinereus]
November 24, 2015
Greetings, friends and bear-readers! If you're like most people in America today, you're probably travelling a great and vastly inconvenient distance in...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 14: [Big Dipper | Ursa major]
November 15, 2015
Greetings, friends. From here in the IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS cave, things might seem a little gloomy out there today. Perhaps the mid-autumn sun is setting too...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 13: [Winnie the Pooh | Winnie ille pu]
November 3, 2015
Just we think we can quit talking about you, Florida, here you go and PROBABLY ACCIDENTALLY KILL UP TO 28 INDIVIDUAL BEAR MOMS. That's not one bear mom,...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME TWELVE: [Florida Black Bear | Ursus americanus floridanus]
October 27, 2015
What did we tell you, Florida? What. Did. We. Tell. You. Can't remember? We'll make it quick: we think you're the worst. Well, not ALL of you in Florida....
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME ELEVEN: [Sloth bear | Melursus ursinus]
October 22, 2015
For starters, bear friends new and old, let's get a few things straight here -- the recent regular appearance of IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS in your inboxes as a...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME TEN: [Cave bear | Ursus spelaeus]
October 11, 2015
To our new subscribers (both voluntary and non): welcome! There's been a marked increase lately in the IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS bear sleuth (because yes, a group...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME NINE [Kodiak Bear | Ursus arctos middendorffi]
September 30, 2015
Well, well, well. Nothing like a hungry old bear in the Great Alaskan Wilderness to make all of our friends and fellow newsletter authors suddenly take an...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME EIGHT [Grizzly bear | Ursus arctos horribilis]
September 13, 2015
Feel that brisk, crsip seasonal air whipping around your ears, friends? That's autumn. As all in the greater bear community know, autumn is a time for...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME SEVEN [Yogi bear | Ursus yogi]
August 20, 2015
Leave it to those always-active bears to make any promise of more frequent ursine newsletters a true and honest reality. Since our last issue, so many bears...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME SIX [Giant panda | Ailuropoda melanoleuca]
July 27, 2015
Okay, fine. We lied. Last time 'round, we promised you more regular updates, but we bear-ly managed to upend the previous five-month gap record here with a...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME FIVE [Spectacled Bear | Tremarctos ornatus]
May 12, 2015
Friends! Romans! Country bears! It's been almost five months since the last issue of IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, and we know that many of you (cough cough KEVIN...
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS: VOLUME FOUR [Sun Bear | Ursus, malayanus]
December 16, 2014
We realize at this point of IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS that we probably pushed the idea of winter a wee bit early last issue (we don't about your neck of the bear...
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