Hey y’all! Heather Flowers here. (Sorry it’s been a while; long story short, I was getting poisoned for the last several months. I’ve since stopped being poisoned and I’m doing way better. Don’t Get Poisoned!)

Anyways, I’d like to introduce you to 500 FINGER FILLET.

500 FINGER FILLET is a horror roguelite about stabbing yourself in the hand 500 times to escape a deadly trap. Can you make it out with all your fingers? Or will you bleed out on the table?

You can wishlist it on Steam now (and please do if it interests you — wishlisting helps a lot!!) —

500 FINGER FILLET on Steam

500 STABS. 30 MINUTES TO ESCAPE. A horror roguelite about stabbing yourself in the hand 500 times to escape a deadly trap. Can you make it out with all your fingers? Or will you bleed out on the table?

It’s very much an evolution of the ideas I was playing with in Unfair Flips: the ways we process probability, the games we subject ourselves to, and the ways we desire to be hurt. Also, because this one features copious hand-stabbing, it probably won’t get stolen by Roblox creators!!¹

I hope y’all are doing well! Hopefully now that I’m no longer poisoned (again, Don’t Get Poisoned) I’ll have more energy for newsletter-writing. Catch you on the flip side!

Best,
Heather Flowers