Good morning! How’s it going? Good? Glad to hear it! Wanna get stabbed?

IF SO, consider signing up for playtests of 500 FINGER FILLET, my new gay and evil game about stabbing yourself in the hand to escape a knife machine:

Playtest Application - 500 FINGER FILLET

Thank you for your interest in playing 500 FINGER FILLET! Please fill out this form so we can get back to you with a playtest build as soon as possible.

We’re trying to make this game as good as possible by the time it launches, and a large portion of that is getting it in front of as many people as possible. The current build is very much a work-in-progress, but it’s getting more complete every day!

That’s all for this newsletter — hoping to sit down and write a more complete one soon. Lots of very strange happenings in my life lately. Did I mention that I’d been poisoned? Wild stuff. I’m doing much better now that I’m not poisoned!!

Best,
Heather Flowers

P.S. The game’s evolved a BUNCH since the trailer. We think you’re really gonna like what you see :)