At From Flamboyant to Faithful, we believe that anyone — yes, even you in the rhinestone crop top — can find a straighter, holier path with the right combination of prayer, discipline, and denial.
Founded by Preacher Beau “The Reformed Twink” Halberd, this monthly newsletter serves as a guiding light for those who have sashayed too far from the Lord’s embrace. Whether you once lip-synced for your life or just wore skinny jeans in a suspicious color, there’s still time to button up both your shirt and your spiritual confusion.
Each issue includes:
Soulful testimonials like “Deliverance Through Denim: My Journey Out of the Thigh Gap”
Masculinity reprogramming challenges (Week 3: Yell at a football game)
Biblical reinterpretations that explain why Ruth and Naomi were “just really close roommates”
Fashion Correction Columns like “Is That Scarf Sending Mixed Signals?”
We’re not here to judge — unless you’re wearing pastels in fall. Then we might intervene.
Join us as we lead the lost back to the light, one pair of jorts at a time.
From flared pants to firm principles.
From brunch to Bible study.
From flamboyant… to faithful.