🏀 GO NEW YORK 🏀
It’s usually surprising to new friends and acquaintances in my life when they discover I used to kind of be a “sports dude.” I was raised in a house with a...
WILL THE 🧊 EVER MELT?
Greatest city in the world. TW: Discussions of State Violence I haven’t really been the same since a foot of snow fell on New York City a few weeks ago. The...
THE VALUE OF GOOD A GOOD KNIFE
CONTENT WARNING: Suicide, Alcoholism, Divorce September is Suicide Prevention Month, so I wanted to dust off this piece I wrote about my own struggles with...
SWORDS AND SOBRIETY ⚔️
THE HARDEST THING IS GETTING BETTER To paraphrase Jacob Gellar—who is better at this than me and who you should all follow—”Sekiro is the hardest of...
Kenny Omega Says Trans Rights 🏳️⚧️
Based wrestle god Kenny Omega BRAWL OUT The January 22 episode of AEW Dynamite opened with not one, but TWO, of my favorite tropes in professional wrestling....
The Maiden Voyage 🏴☠️
WELCOME TO CAFE WHATEVER How we doin’, chat? Just kidding! I know we’re all doing terribly. Which I guess is why I’m here. As far back as I can remember,...