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THE VALUE OF GOOD A GOOD KNIFE
September 9, 2025
CONTENT WARNING: Suicide, Alcoholism, Divorce September is Suicide Prevention Month, so I wanted to dust off this piece I wrote about my own struggles with...
SWORDS AND SOBRIETY ⚔️
August 15, 2025
THE HARDEST THING IS GETTING BETTER To paraphrase Jacob Gellar—who is better at this than me and who you should all follow—”Sekiro is the hardest of...
Kenny Omega Says Trans Rights 🏳️⚧️
February 17, 2025
Based wrestle god Kenny Omega BRAWL OUT The January 22 episode of AEW Dynamite opened with not one, but TWO, of my favorite tropes in professional wrestling....
The Maiden Voyage 🏴☠️
January 31, 2025
WELCOME TO CAFE WHATEVER How we doin’, chat? Just kidding! I know we’re all doing terribly. Which I guess is why I’m here. As far back as I can remember,...