US missile stockpiles torched in Iran fight, now NATO's begging and China's grinning.

America just burned through half its top missiles pounding Iran, leaving the arsenal bare for Russia or China. Pentagon brass and Congress freak out as even tiny Estonia gets zero Javelins or HIMARS ammo. Is Uncle Sam now a paper tiger, or just bad at math?

1. Mild: US arms factories need a caffeine hit, not a war budget.

2. Warm: Iran war proved one thing: missiles fly fast, but factories crawl.

3. Toasty: Biden's procurement cuts left Trump with an empty quiver. Oops.

4. Hot: Halting Estonia aid? NATO's unity just got a reality check.

5. Scorching: 50% Patriot missiles gone in seven weeks. That's not a war, that's a garage sale.

6. Blazing: China watches US restock for years and laughs all the way to Taiwan.

7. Inferno: Twelve-Day War ate 25% of THAAD in days. Biden bought 12 a year. Do the math.

8. Molten: Congress knew the industrial base was trash since 2024. Partied anyway.

9. White Hot: Russia tests Ukraine limits knowing America's out of Tomahawks.

10. Nuclear: Iran didn't beat us, our own budget hawks did. Time to nuke the defense cuts.

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