Khamenei’s corpse is cold, but IRGC warlords are heating up the throne fight.

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei got taken out by US-Israeli strikes, leaving Iran’s regime in the hands of a shadowy collective led by Revolutionary Guard generals. No single supreme leader yet, with son Mojtaba MIA and possibly injured, as IRGC bosses like Ghalibaf, Vahidi, and Zolghadr grab the reins. Expect more repression at home and proxy wars abroad while Trump eyes shaky diplomacy.

1. Mild: Iran’s generals are just filling a power vacuum.

2. Warm: Ghalibaf’s the ultimate cockroach, surviving purges and sanctions to chat with Trump.

3. Toasty: Vahidi runs the IRGC like a terror franchise, from Argentina bombings to nukes.

4. Hot: Zolghadr’s SNSC gig means generals now call every shot on war and nukes.

5. Scorching: Mojtaba Khamenei’s hiding or hurt, letting old IRGC fossils crawl back from retirement.

6. Blazing: These warlords thrive because Israel and America whacked everyone else first.

7. Inferno: Ghalibaf’s unsanctioned corruption kingpin status screams Western naivety.

8. Melting: Judiciary thug Ejei’s hanging protesters proves generals love domestic bloodbaths.

9. Apocalyptic: IRGC’s 190k goons will crush Iranian street rebels harder than ever.

10. Nuclear: Trump negotiating with these terrorists is peak clown world surrender.