In French Canada, according to Pagat.com, there’s a game called
Mitaines, which means “Mittens” in French. I’m not sure when I first
heard about this game, but it stuck with me. I couldn’t fathom, judging from
the rules, how it was played, but I knew that the game consisted of building
combinations that were called mittens, gloves, and socks. This struck me
as adorable and odd. I couldn’t find any other information about it; if you
google “Mitaines card game”, the only results aside from Pagat are pages that
seem to derive entirely from Pagat, and earlier works by me, including the
stream on Thoughtstreams.io that this article is based on. But Pagat
is pretty authoritative so I persist in believing that this game exists.
I don’t know when I first found out about Mitaines, but I first mentioned
it on the internet in February 2009. It next comes up for me in August of
2010, but only to say that I had forgotten about it. It wasn’t until late 2012
that I actually went to the trouble of learning how to play the game.
How You Play
I’ll try to establish a basic account of how we play the game. The ‘we’ is
important here: I have never been taught this game by a French Canadian, who
might have learned it from other French Canadians. I have never played this
game with a French Canadian. I barely know any French Canadians. I have indeed
never met anybody who has heard of Mitaines before. In other words, I have no
acquaintance with anything you could call ‘authentic’ Mitaines.