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Dance of the Floreadores (Waltz of the Flowers) - Duke Ellington & His Orchestra
The choir that I was around age seven or so in performed in the . We were the angelic - in the background of . It seemed glamorous when I first heard we'd be doing it; imagine people other than our parents paying to hear us sing! When we went to rehearse, though, the choir shuffled through the back door and entered the strange grimy world backstage. We lined up in a hallway of unadorned whitewashed brick, because there was nowhere else to practice, and went through our warm-ups beneath a bare bulb. The orchestra pit was more of the same, spare and dark. I could hardly see anything- a little of the set, a few pairs of distant feet moving, a bright stage and a darkness that I assumed held the audience. I eventually went to watch the ballet with my mum and was surprised again, because there was all the glamour I'd been missing! Airy glass and gold accents and ushers in tuxedos. It just never extended behind the curtain. Maybe I like this brassy, jazzy arrangement because it sounds a bit more like the  grime I remember than the usual poised trills.
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December 14, 2017
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Santa Baby (ft. Jane XØ This song is... often bad. . Her career was derailed when she opposed the Vietnam War (the CIA called her "a sadistic

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December 14, 2017
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Big Bulbs - Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings

There's a specific, tender joy in a pop song's horn section, no? The first twenty seconds of this are just so darn peppy.

Strings of bulbs are so strongly associated with xmas that we often call them "christmas lights" regardless of season (though N.B. they're known as "fairy lights" on the other side of the pond). I was reading some history of this and it ends up being a history of electrification: people coated buildings in festive lights nearly as soon as they could and strung up glass globes of candles before that.

Anyway, given the startling lack of Lightamin D around this time of year-
gif showing shadows across the earth on winter and summer solstice
- it doesn't surprise me that there are a lot of northern-hemisphere festivals of light going down. (Not All Festivals, mind you, and I admit that bibliomancy, apparently part of traditional Persian solstice celebrations, is even more rad than big bulbs.)
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December 13, 2017
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Happy Christmas!

No Christmas For Me - Zee Avi
The song's title lies: yes Christmas for all of us! You made it! You've even almost made it through twenty-sixteen! This is the last xmas countdown song for this year, but I'll probably make it through to next December, and if so I'll be here, facing off the bleakness of the holiday spirit with cheesy tunes and perhaps with you. I'll take this year's songs offline at some point, so download them soon or you'll be reduced to streaming the mix on . Merry xmas and may all your knowledge be true, - Tessa
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December 24, 2016
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Are You Coming Over This Christmas? - Belle & Sebastian

Where are you going over for your holidays? Are you choosing by obligation () or tradition () or scarcity () or something else? This song is so assuasive in its asking, just suggesting that you could and that might be happier with that choice. Belle & Sebastian songs often attract me by seeming to be short vignettes from complexly-imagined lives.
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December 24, 2016
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Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Cat Power
Cat Power has a gift for making the celebratory melancholy. Then again, Hugh Martin's original lyrics- -  had to be cheered up before the song was recorded, so this may just be a return to form.
#24
December 22, 2016
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This Christmas - Donny Hathaway
I wonder if it's good that we mythologize late December as uniquely full of comfort and joy, ideally felt from within the familiar embrace of your beloved relatives- - do most people  their families enough for this to make sense? I'm lucky enough to look forward to time with my parents and brother and grandad and cetera, but, c'mon- ? I've had a half-dozen conversations with people this week who are dreading the retreading of old ossified parental patterns. Not everyone looks forward to going home. Anyway, this is probably the cheesiest song you'll get from me this year, but I do earnestly hope that (if perhaps despite the people you're spending it with).
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December 22, 2016
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Coldest Night of the Year - Vashti Bunyan
Tonight is the darkest night of the year, not the coldest. Still, darkness makes the cold more acute. I'm back in Toronto for solstice, which is the same as it has been for a decade, a gift of constancy. Oh sure, that one year we watched the bonfire from the top of the public washroom and another we waved flags at the head of the parade and this year the kitchen is no longer bubblegum pink. Mostly, though, solstice is the same, familiar people apple cider.
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December 20, 2016
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God Rest Ye Merry Gents - Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings

Sharon Jones died last month. This is the last song on her xmas album and the only one that lacks her voice. When I think about Sharon Jones, I think about Bettye LaVette, who is ten years older. At an outdoor blues festival several summers ago, she smirked at her audience and told us, "I'm so glad you all could join me to celebrate my overnight success... After forty years in show business". She was wearing high heels and danced to high hell, her sinewy senior's limbs lashing in time to her lyrics. We were all sweating in the sun. I think she was happy that we were finally paying attention to her. I wonder if Bettye LaVette feels a bit cheated, though, knowing that no one listened like this when she was young. Knowing that she has, at most, a few decades to draw such crowds. I'd always heard this song, when it includes lyrics, as  , but I learned today that it'a actuallyIn any given decade, I suppose I'd choose merriment over rest. I hope we get enough time for both.
#21
December 20, 2016
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The First Noël - Bob Dylan
This gravelly old man croaking over a children's choir? This is what Christmas music sounds like.
#20
December 18, 2016
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All Alone on Christmas - Darlene Love
Another song evoking urban anonymity among the  and . The lyrics are lonely, but my main referent for this song is where Kevin realizes he's all alone in New York for Christmas and, rather than crying or asking any adult for help, behaves like a proper child protagonist and gets really excited to wander the city independently and buy himself pizza and toys. Apparently this is the correct referent! Despite sounding like , this song was released in 1992 along with the movie.
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December 17, 2016
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Silent Night - The Polyphonic Spree
The most silent nights I've ever listened to in winter, every sound muffled by snow, though I suspect that effect wouldn't have been in force in pre-global-warming Bethlehem. So: unclear how silent the night in question would have been. The Polyphonic Spree- who bill themselves as a "choral symphonic pop rock band"- at least play the song with delightfully creepy rests and sparse, ringing notes.
#18
December 17, 2016
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9 More Sleeps

(thought I sent this yesterday, whoops)

First: this song has exactly the sort of melancholoy-celebratory,  lyrics that keep me coming back to the xmas genre:
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December 17, 2016
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Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Ella Fitzgerald
Ella Fitzgerald starts off the myth of with a conspiratorial introduction which I've not heard in any other version: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town has always been one of the creepier carols and I like that this rendition doesn't hide that this is fundamentally a warning under any .
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December 15, 2016
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Fancy Postman - Faye and the Scrooges
I often feel that British people are simply better at snark that North Americans. This song, a sarcastic dressing down of Mr. Claus, does nothing to dispel that notion. According to (a blog I found this year that will be responsible for many of the songs I send you) Faye and the Scrooges are "a group of friends who get together and write/record a Christmas song with just enough time to give them to friends at the pub on Christmas eve", which makes this song even more charming.
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December 13, 2016
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Silver Bells - Booker T and the M.G.s

Silver Bells is sort of the classic urban Christmas song-  but is at a more contemplative tempo than any downtown December rush I've ever elbowed through. ? That does not sound like Toronto nor Waterloo nor Santiago nor Oakland. This version abandons the song's lyrics entirely and instead evokes a smooth anonymous groove, sounding like a successful bustling about city shops.
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December 13, 2016
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Merry Xmas!

Give Love On Christmas Day - Jackson Five
I hope this isn't , but I do sometimes . This is the last song for this year, but I'll be here next year, f, so watch your internets for that. I'm also going to take the songs offline tomorrow, so if you want to download them and haven't, do so now! If you just want to stream the songs, I've . - Tessa
#13
December 24, 2015
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Frosty the Snowman - The Ventures
As promised, a happier song:  +  = all that need be said. - Tessa
#12
December 23, 2015
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Just A Lonely Christmas - The Moonglows
Just to bring it down to a somewhat more dismal xmas place, we have this gem from . This song has no surprise happy ending, just: . Sometimes xmas is the bleakest season. I promise a happier song tomorrow. - Tessa
#11
December 22, 2015
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Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love
Off what  to be "The Greatest Christmas Album of All Time", we have another song in which cheerful shakers and chiming bells provide an emotional counterpoint to sad (in this case pleading) lyrics: . The backing vocals are just the word "Christmas" over and over, reminding us of how everyone seems to be having a good time this year. Screw that! We can all be sad on Christmas if we want. Also, while googling this song, I learned that Darlene Love performed it on  nearly every year from 1986 until 2014. What! It's always odd to right after they end. -Tessa
#10
December 21, 2015
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The Holly & The Ivy - Los Campesinos!
This I think is a traditional British xmas song? The musical canon across the pond isn't the same as ours and I don't know it well, but I know I like this song and all its not-very-xmas-to-me imagery: . This song was featured in of one of my favourite webcomics, check it out and maybe get hooked as well? - Tessa
#9
December 20, 2015
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What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? [Mangini vs Pallin Remix] - Ella Fitzgerald
This song never asks outright if the person Ella sings to wants to spend New Year's eve with her. It's more indirect: The remix, lifted from the xmas album in the stellar series, takes  soft-spoken, rather delicately hopeful, and makes it
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December 19, 2015
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The Midnight Clear - Sufjan Stevens

This song was foregrounded in my attention because of its inclusion on  (recommended if you like the songs I've been sending out) but Sufjan Stevens in general is a part of my Christmas music canon. The screed he wrote , the collection of his annual xmas EPs from 2006-2010, is the best thing I've ever read about xmas music: And yet, he finds something redeemable about Christmas and its music, both later in his essay and in this song. Its chorus articulates a sentiment I've often identified with:  - Tessa
#7
December 18, 2015
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Noël (Au Coin de Portage et Main)
I don't know much about Winnipeg and I don't know much French, so  and then I imagine the rest of the song; the percussion reminds of me of invigorating winter walks, the raw scraping of frozen air down my throat as a I rush between December errands, the reminder of my body in space as it flushes against the cold. I found this song on last year's Ho! Ho! Ho! Canada compilation. I recommend both  and     . - Tessa
#6
December 17, 2015
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Ho Ho Ho - Liz Phair
Alas, I admit it: I am a sucker for songs with cheerful instrumentation and lyrics that are, on closer listening, pretty sad. Hence the my persistent-post-adolescence affection for The Smiths and perhaps a large part of why I like xmas music. This song fits right my preferences nicely. dystopian and - Tessa
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December 16, 2015
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Sleigh Ride - She & Him

I know, I know, it's time for an insufferable hipster xmas with She & Him. I acknowledge being something of an insufferable hipster myself and happen to really like this stripped-down version of Sleigh Ride. M. Ward and Zooey sing soft harmonies about a much less frantic ride than, say, the better-known (to me at least) Ronettes version.
album cover for "A Very She & Him Christmas" retitled as "An Insufferable Hipster Christmas"
(source for this image appears to be E! Online?)
 
- Tessa
#4
December 15, 2015
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Gee Whiz, It's Christmas - Carla Thomas

From Soul Christmas (1968), arguably one of the Best Christmas Albums. Carla Thomas was best known for her 1961 hit, , which she wrote as a teen. Here she riffs off that song, rambling to someone estranged, a lover, maybe- - and then pulls herself together, remembering that this is supposed to be a holiday song- - lazily referencing her hit and the season as a way to escape . I like Christmas songs that are a sideways acknowledgement of the ridiculousness of recording songs specifically for December, "come on, I have  these experiences you want me to sing about, and you're making me write a Christmas song?" - Tessa
#3
December 14, 2015
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The Christmas Song - The Raveonettes

Not 
the The Christmas Song; a much hazier and more recent track that reminds me of many reluctant journeys home during the past five years in Waterloo. I've often been dead-eye tired, writing exams or finishing a co-op term, cycling through Waterloo park with its cheesy neon light show, surprised by the little jolt of xmas joy that the snowmen silhouettes always give me: all the trees are on display now/and it's cold now/I don't feel like going home now/I wish that I could stay.
neon light banner reading wonders of winter
(photo from CBC KW)
- Tessa
#2
December 14, 2015
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All I Want is Truth (for Christmas) - The Mynabirds

Included mainly for the shimmery, almost irritating decrescendos, which remind me of , and the first few lines: - Tessa
#1
December 13, 2015
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