“Just say you’re from a nation no one’s heard of.”

“Don’t be a carciofo. We’re not a team of Giorgio Costanzas.” 

“Giorgio Costanzas?”

“I’d actually watch an All-Italian Seinfeld.”

“Which nation are we supposed to be, then?”

“Shh. Guys. Duck down.”

“Are they gone?”

“That was close.”

“Let’s say we’re from Curaçao.”

“But Niccolò bought everyone beards, thinking we were going to be Iceland.”

“Not the country of Viking?”

“Viking isn’t a country.”

“Are you sure?”

“What made you think Viking was a country?”

“Guys.”

“Fedez had a guy on who —“ 

“Why are you listening to Fedez?”

“Guys!”

“I’m not really sure.”

“Guys!”