[ the current incarnation of the 81-year-old comic strip Nancy is fantastic, and while its first printed collection technically comes out tomorrow, the vagaries of teaming left it here today; in celebration of this and the scientific method we present to you our empirical study of Zhuangzical instances of this sequential art; other recent work in this field includes how to do nothing. ---Ned. ]
abstract
introduction
methods
results
discussion
future work
conclusion
appendix
