June 14, 2016, 4:23 a.m.

hindsight horoscope

wonder systems

Weather for Denali:
smiley with a chance of
mosquitoes. Don't stop
moving.

Gemini will wander
through the taiga
in a grand spongy circle,
finding balance between
frigid lakewater and
humming biters. A breezy
pier will be your
best bet for hours of sunny
reading. I'm sorry but the stars
hold no clues to the lock combo 
for 'borrowing' park ranger canoes.

For those whose birthdays
fall today, the heavens show
you'll only cause trouble
to bicycles; Mars portends
broken chains, dangerous brakes,
fractured derailluers.
It'll be worth it for the mud
slides, river fordings,
and even the long return
scooting on one leg
as the chain flaps
against spokes
and ground.

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