A relationship needs a conspiracy,
Perhaps
the ideal material
the attention men spend wondering
whether
Teflon
will hold a charge at normal temperatures
AI will surpass them
for several hundred years
should be instead spent on noticing
raccoons'
"coordinated" attack on a particle accelerator
It is unclear whether the animals are trying
to stop humanity from unlocking the secrets of the universe.
small mammals cause all sorts of
organizations
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