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Sagittarius: Your Daily Horoscope — Wednesday, December 31, 2025
December 31, 2025
It's the last day of 2025. Find your sign below and pretend the stars have something to say about how you'll spend the next 24 hours. They don't, but you're...
Gemini: Your Daily Horoscope — Wednesday, December 31, 2025
December 31, 2025
It's the last day of 2025. Find your sign below and pretend the stars have something to say about how you'll spend the next 24 hours. They don't, but you're...
Virgo: Your Daily Horoscope — Wednesday, December 31, 2025
December 31, 2025
It's the last day of 2025. Find your sign below and pretend the stars have something to say about how you'll spend the next 24 hours. They don't, but you're...
Pisces: Your Daily Horoscope — Tuesday, December 30, 2025
December 30, 2025
Scroll until something describes your last 24 hours with uncomfortable accuracy, then pretend you don't believe in any of this. Pisces The Moon was recently...
Sagittarius: Your Daily Horoscope — Tuesday, December 30, 2025
December 30, 2025
Scroll until something describes your last 24 hours with uncomfortable accuracy, then pretend you don't believe in any of this. Sagittarius The Moon's in...
Gemini: Your Daily Horoscope — Tuesday, December 30, 2025
December 30, 2025
Scroll until something describes your last 24 hours with uncomfortable accuracy, then pretend you don't believe in any of this. Gemini Mercury retrograde is...
Virgo: Your Daily Horoscope — Tuesday, December 30, 2025
December 30, 2025
Scroll until something describes your last 24 hours with uncomfortable accuracy, then pretend you don't believe in any of this. Virgo Something planetary is...
Pisces: Your Daily Horoscope — Monday, December 29, 2025
December 29, 2025
Your horoscope awaits below, ready to gently imply you're predictable. Scroll until something hits a nerve. Pisces The moon's in Gemini, which astrologers...
Sagittarius: Your Daily Horoscope — Monday, December 29, 2025
December 29, 2025
Your horoscope awaits below, ready to gently imply you're predictable. Scroll until something hits a nerve. Sagittarius Jupiter's doing something expansive,...
Gemini: Your Daily Horoscope — Monday, December 29, 2025
December 29, 2025
Your horoscope awaits below, ready to gently imply you're predictable. Scroll until something hits a nerve. Gemini The moon's in your sign. This has no...
Virgo: Your Daily Horoscope — Monday, December 29, 2025
December 29, 2025
Your horoscope awaits below, ready to gently imply you're predictable. Scroll until something hits a nerve. Virgo You've reorganized something twice today....
Sagittarius: Your Daily Horoscope — Sunday, December 28, 2025
December 28, 2025
Sunday scaries got you doom-scrolling for meaning? Your sign awaits, ready to say the quiet part loud. Sagittarius The moon's in your sign today, which...
Gemini: Your Daily Horoscope — Sunday, December 28, 2025
December 28, 2025
Sunday scaries got you doom-scrolling for meaning? Your sign awaits, ready to say the quiet part loud. Gemini Mercury's retrograde in your opposite sign,...
Virgo: Your Daily Horoscope — Sunday, December 28, 2025
December 28, 2025
Sunday scaries got you doom-scrolling for meaning? Your sign awaits, ready to say the quiet part loud. Virgo Mercury rules your sign and it's retrograde,...
Sagittarius: Your Daily Horoscope — Saturday, December 27, 2025
December 27, 2025
Your horoscope awaits below, ready to make some observations about your relationship with money that you definitely didn't ask for but probably needed....
Gemini: Your Daily Horoscope — Saturday, December 27, 2025
December 27, 2025
Your horoscope awaits below, ready to make some observations about your relationship with money that you definitely didn't ask for but probably needed....
Virgo: Your Daily Horoscope — Saturday, December 27, 2025
December 27, 2025
Your horoscope awaits below, ready to make some observations about your relationship with money that you definitely didn't ask for but probably needed. Virgo...
Sagittarius: Your Daily Horoscope — Friday, December 26, 2025
December 26, 2025
The day after the day after. Find your sign below and let it gently suggest you take a nap. Sagittarius The Moon's in your sign. Scientists confirm this has...
Gemini: Your Daily Horoscope — Friday, December 26, 2025
December 26, 2025
The day after the day after. Find your sign below and let it gently suggest you take a nap. Gemini Mercury's retrograde in Cancer, which means nothing except...
Virgo: Your Daily Horoscope — Friday, December 26, 2025
December 26, 2025
The day after the day after. Find your sign below and let it gently suggest you take a nap. Virgo The Sun is in Capricorn, which means nothing, but you're...
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