Your horoscope awaits below, quietly judging what you had for lunch.

Virgo

Mercury retrograde continues in Taurus, which has zero scientific impact on your decision fatigue around things that shouldn't require this much analysis. What to watch. What to eat. Whether that email needs a fourth proofread. It doesn't. Your standards are a gift and a trap, and today they're leaning trap. Pick faster. Live with imperfection for one evening. The spreadsheet of your life can have one unoptimized cell.

The stars have opinions. They're wrong, but they're confident.