Your horoscope awaits, quietly judging your illusion of control.

Virgo

Mercury retrograde continues, which has zero scientific impact on your detailed plans falling apart. And yet. Something's not following the spreadsheet. Dry January's going fine but control over external chaos? Less fine. The revision you're mentally drafting won't help. Some variables aren't yours to optimize. Breathe. Make peace with the rough draft of today.

The stars have opinions. They're wrong, but they're confident.