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Sagittarius

Jupiter is opposite Saturn, a phrase that sounds dramatic and means you're a tiny speck on a rock hurtling through space. Anyway: that plan you keep suggesting to friends that never materializes? Stop waiting for group consensus. Pick a date. Send it. The people who want to come will come. The deinfluencing movement hasn't reached your social calendar yet.

The stars have opinions. They're wrong, but they're confident.