New year, same cosmic nonsense. Find your sign and pretend the stars have something to say about your 2026.

Pisces

Mercury and Mars are both in your sign, retrograde and regular respectively. Astrologers claim this is significant. We claim you're feeling feelings today regardless of planetary justification. There's a relationship in your life that needs honesty—not confrontation, just truth. The "actually, I didn't love that" kind. The "I need something different" kind. You've been absorbing to keep peace. Peace built on absorption isn't peace. It's just quiet resentment with good PR. Say the true thing. Gently, but say it. They can take it. Can you?

The stars have opinions. They're wrong, but they're confident.