Your horoscope awaits, quietly judging your illusion of control.

Gemini

The Moon's in Capricorn, which scientists confirm is just orbital mechanics. Meanwhile, a conversation you thought was settled is reopening without your permission. Plot twist you didn't request. Here's the thing: you're actually good at improvisation when you stop scripting twelve responses in advance. Let it unfold. You can't control their lines anyway.

The stars have opinions. They're wrong, but they're confident.