Your horoscope awaits below, quietly judging your recent text history.

Gemini

The Moon's in Capricorn, meaning nothing, while you're three tabs deep into researching whether AI is coming for your specific job. It might be. It might not. Either way, that coworker who always interrupts you? Today's the day to hold your ground mid-sentence. Just keep talking. Revolutionary, honestly. The future is uncertain; your right to finish a thought isn't.

The stars have opinions. They're wrong, but they're confident.