New year, same cosmic nonsense. Find your sign and pretend the stars have something to say about your 2026.

Gemini

Moon's in your sign. Scientists confirm this means the Moon is in a particular position relative to Earth. Spiritually meaningless. Personally? You're feeling talkative, which for you is saying something. There's someone you've been meaning to reach out to—not because anything's wrong, just because the thread went quiet and you noticed. Send the text. Make it weird if you want. "Thinking of you, here's a song" is a complete message. Not everything needs context. Some connections just need a ping to remember they exist. Be the ping.

The stars have opinions. They're wrong, but they're confident.