Your horoscope awaits below, ready to gently imply you're predictable. Scroll until something hits a nerve.

Gemini

The moon's in your sign. This has no measurable effect on anything, but coincidentally, your brain has seventeen tabs open and three of them are playing audio. Unexpected news might land today—not catastrophic, just inconvenient in a way that requires you to improvise. You're good at this. Annoyingly good. The thing you've been avoiding? Still there. Still waiting. You know the one. But today's not about that. Today's about rolling with whatever absurdity presents itself and pretending you planned it that way. You probably did, honestly.

The stars have opinions. They're wrong, but they're confident.