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Old Baby Queers & Awkward Baby Deers
April 29, 2017
Greetings, Dames Nation!May we all be as joyful as this sweet pup, truly an expert in her field.Hello, darlings, it's springtime here in the Northern...
Pandas & Sunnies & Nighies, Oh My!
April 15, 2017
Look, Dames Nation, plenty of things happened this week. But can we argue that ANY of them are more important than this video of a red panda being startled...
Opulence, Dimples, and Our Lady of Perpetual Pettiness
April 8, 2017
Dames Nation, grab your boas, grab your pearls... ….because THIS VERY SUNDAY, we will be hosting a livetweet of the classic documentary Paris is Burning!...
A Brief Harry Styles Primer For Young Olds
April 2, 2017
by Dame Sophie, Joyous One Direction Trash
Love, ABBA, and a Treatise on Sophie's Favorite New Rake
April 1, 2017
Dames Nation, you are making us feel so loved! You typically make us feel this way, but the opening of our ~*official*~ Two Bossy Dames store has brought it...
we'll all be together, even when we're not together
March 25, 2017
EXTRA, EXTRA!THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS IN THE WORLD! Do you recall our stunning new logo, wherein We Your Dames look like actual Disney princesses, drawn by...
Your St Patrick’s Day Shot of Scandalous Undertakings
March 17, 2017
Hello, friends and strangers! Your beloved Dames have the week off, and as they -- we assume -- sit on the lanai and raise mai tais to one another over...
Only the Week's Most Erudite Clickbait
March 12, 2017
Everyone once in awhile, you encounter a piece of clickbait to which the only possible response is: And such is the case with this week’s header, via Town &...
Oh, We'll Show YOU Sweet
March 5, 2017
Dames Nation, Do We Have a Treat For You!Guest Editors Betsy Bird & Jules Danielsonare here to pinch-hit for us,and what they've put together is an absolute...
Twists & Tunes & Slang & Feels
March 5, 2017
We know it’s been 5 days, but dang you guys, that was a HECK of a twist ending at the Oscars there, huh? Neither Dame Sophie, asleep several hours...
Blessed Mahershala and Other Miscellany
February 26, 2017
Open the newsletter with a gif of Mahershala Ali? WHY NOT???? Dame Margaret finally saw HIDDEN FIGURES this week, so his exquisite face is on her mind, and...
On Being Irrepressible in Repressive Times
February 19, 2017
Raise Your Hand if You’re Still Thinking About Beyoncé’s Grammy Performance The Queen blessed us with an extraordinary performance on Sunday (excerpt here or...
Come With Us Now On A Journey Through Time & Space
February 12, 2017
GREETINGS, NOBLES OF DAMES NATION! Look into our dazzling eyes & prepare your To Read/Listen/Watch Lists for boarding. First of all, thank you to the lovely...
Business, Bossing, and Beybies
February 5, 2017
Put on your most serious glasses, Dames Nation…. Because we have a BUNCH of BUSINESS to attend to at the beginning of this here letter, and then we’ve got...
sure was a week, huh?
January 29, 2017
Well, Dames Nation.This isn’t aninaccurate representation of how the first week of this new administration has left us feeling. Which may be why we lolsobbed...
Rootleaf Stew for the Rebel Soul
January 21, 2017
Stacie: Greetings Dames Nation! Despite the fact that we’re being introduced to you on such an inauspicious date (the fall of the Republic Trump’s...
Careers, Conversation, Canoodling, and Other Assorted Concerns
January 15, 2017
Get Ready For Some Lady Vampire Vengeance, Dames Nation! We’re thrilled to announce our first live-tweet of 2017:A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night!This movie...
back to our regularly scheduled idiosyncratic smorgasbord
January 8, 2017
HAPPY IT’S NOT 2016 ANYMORE, Dames Nation! Sing it, Miss Kubelik.It’s early days yet, and there’s no real reason to suspect that 2017 is going to be an EASY...
The Cooking of Joy
December 23, 2016
Greetings, Dames Nationals!Your guest editors this week are Ruth (perhaps better known as Rave Sashayed, the Internet’s preeminent historian of Boba Fett...
Lumberjacks, George Michael, and Many Different Kinds of Magick
December 17, 2016
Salut, Dames Nation! We love a queering of gender roles! What does Monty Python’s famous Lumberjack song have to do with this week’s newsletter? Well, almost...
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