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April 27, 2019

Sordid Royals & Assorted Sunnies

Dames Nation, it’s the end of an era, or at least Phases 1-3 of Marvel’s Cinematic Universe.

As Dr. Strange said:

We are presently living in fear of Chris Evans’s absolutely perfect eyelashes leaving the franchise, but luckily CNET stepped in to answer our other most pressing question: when, within the movie’s 3 hour and 2 minute running time, can we safely go pee? We hope this piece of completely spoiler-free service journalism serves all of you in our audience well. Dame Sophie is off this week due to exhaustion, so this is a one Dame joint tonight, but possessed hopefully one with enough links and sunglasses to entertain you for the weekend.

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