It’s that time once again, most splendid and mesmeric paid subscribers! Thank you so much, as always, for your support. Oh, you’re not a paid subscriber? I get it, I’m mostly self-employed and just had to pay an exorbitant amount in taxes and yet I have no dishwasher, washer/dryer, or limited edition Hermes Bolide On Wheels (“[i]n keeping with its name, the bag has 4 Yellow working wheels”), but just in case you’re feeling flush, there’s a Bossy sale on right now! Subscriptions are currently 25 percent off — $5.25/a month or $52.50/year. Kind of a bargain?

One perk is our monthly recommen-DAMES-tions. Each month we compile a list of possible subjects. You will have a week to pick your favorite before voting closes next Sunday. And then we, Your Dames, will have a week to pick the culture we think best matches your requested prompt. On Sunday, April 28th, you will receive your April Recommen-DAMES-tion issue.

Here are the possible subjects for the month of April— vote away!