Dames Nation! You voted for our April topic and we heard you — beloved items that ring in under $25 was the winner, but it was close! Perhaps we’ll do entry points into pieces of culture we love next month which begins, we regret to inform us all, TOMORROW?! Time continues to be vexingly fake, and yet we remain subject to it, which is flabbergasting.

Monthly recommendations are a benefit for our beloved and brilliant paying subscribers. (THANK YOU!) Want several skin care recs from (Karen and Sophie), two 48 year-old white women with the the skin of, we don’t know, 45 year-old white women?